Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC<p>Since I refuse to go back to bed, Prince has decided that sleeping on top of the human bed isn't going to be as nice as he had thought, and he has retreated to his little kitty bed in the cave underneath the human bed. </p><p>Meanwhile, I'm thinking about the weird weather. Those who still think that <a href="https://discordian.social/tags/ClimateChange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ClimateChange</span></a> isn't going to be a big problem in Central Europe have no idea what's coming. A day ago we thought we might get temperatures as low as -20°C very soon, today it looks more like we're going to have +20°C instead. <br>This is the current state of the global climate regime, and it's not going to get much better for hundreds of years, provided we do everything we can to help the biosphere heal itself and sequester carbon while doing so; otherwise it'll be thousands or even tens of thousands of years before it gets any better. Just think about it. <br>We're lucky if we get only the +20°C _or_ the -20°C this time. Getting hit first with one and then with the other is something we will have to deal with in the future, as it will eventually happen in late winters and early springs in the future. And it will be fucking deadly to many organisms out there, including our food. If you think food is too expensive now, just wait and see. Heatwaves with extremely high temperatures over a couple of weeks are also good at killing crops. Or long periods of rain that drown anything. It's not just sudden extreme weather that's a problem, it's also extremely long periods of exactly the same bloody weather. <br>If we don't want to starve, we need to remember that we're omnivores. Very few animals can eat such a wide range of foods as we can, yet we eat only a tiny, ever shrinking window of organisms. We grow fewer and fewer species of plants for food, and we grow fewer and fewer cultivars of each species. We replace robust old breeds of pigs or chickens with new ones that are suffering from hereditary diseases which make them grow faster (as long as they get their antibiotics so they don't die from a random germ that's making the rounds). And most of us in the West don't even think about eatings worms or grubs or snails. <br>Do you know why traditional Chinese cuisine is so full of recipes that use ingredients which seem weird and disgusting to Westerners? It's because there were so many famines in Chinese history that they never forgot that humans are omnivores. When the weird and disgusting stuff is all you have left, you can at least use every trick in your sleeve to make it as tasty as possible. And many ingredients only seem disgusting if you have never tasted them. Anyway, we really need to find out how not to starve when <a href="https://discordian.social/tags/ClimateChaos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ClimateChaos</span></a> and <a href="https://discordian.social/tags/WeatherWhiplash" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WeatherWhiplash</span></a> kill our crops. We need to work on it before it happens. We haven't got much time left, we don't know how much. </p><p>And now we need to <a href="https://discordian.social/tags/FightFascism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FightFascism</span></a> while trying to survive <a href="https://discordian.social/tags/GlobalWeirding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GlobalWeirding</span></a> at the same time, because one global catastrophe isn't enough, so we get at least half a dozen catastrophes at once, the most deadly of which is the <a href="https://discordian.social/tags/SixthExtinction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>SixthExtinction</span></a> , of course. And fascism, one of those catastrophes, will blame the foreigners, socialists, Muslims, Jews, the brown-skinned Untermenschen, the liberals, the queers, and the catastrophe will "solve" the other catastrophes by killing "useless eaters" in death camps, we've seen it before. Maybe they'll sell them as Soylent Green afterwards. </p><p>We're headed in this completely atrocious direction, and we got here because we always wanted only the moderate futures, the ones that weren't radically different from the present. Moderate futures are completely sold out though, all possible futures are radical ones. <br>And I really wish I was a cat and didn't have to think about all this shit.</p><p><a href="https://discordian.social/tags/%CF%80%CE%BF%CE%BB%CF%85%CE%BA%CF%81%CE%AF%CF%83%CE%B7%CF%82" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>πολυκρίσης</span></a> <a href="https://discordian.social/tags/polykrisis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>polykrisis</span></a> <a href="https://discordian.social/tags/polycrisis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>polycrisis</span></a></p>