Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪<p>Good morning, <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/HephalumpWorld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HephalumpWorld</span></a>! Tea is steeping.</p><p>A cloudy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.</p><p>America is fallen.<br>Aмерика struggles to emerge.<br>Now is the time of monsters.</p><p><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself</span></a><br>GOP = <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/GroupiesOfPutin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>GroupiesOfPutin</span></a> (AKA <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/Nazis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Nazis</span></a>)</p><p>Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.<br><a href="https://ieji.de/tags/CompostTheRich" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CompostTheRich</span></a> </p><p>Israel is a terrorist state.</p><p>🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 </p><p>Today's agenda: TBD</p>
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Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Dogs be barkin', bad, and I anxiously await kick-in.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, 
boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: Shenanigans. Maybe mayhem.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, wets threaten. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: Off to the Land of Oz. Up, up, and away!
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Blah blah blah.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: TBD.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cool morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, wets threaten. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: Nada. Nada damn thing.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds await.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: TBD
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A cool morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace! Welcome relief! Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds await.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: TBD.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A rapidly warming morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: Ortho appointment this morning.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: Foment unrest.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. It's entirely too early.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: Fuck if I know.
I always find it a little flattering when I find someone has me actively blocked.
No huhu!
I get it. I'm not everyone's cuppa tea. I'm reasonably sure I offend some people: I'm an asshole. I try to be "nice" about it, but deep down, I'm an asshole. (I can see many of you nodding! 
)
Just like I have a slough of folks/hashtags/instances blocked/muted, too.
Control over one's timeline is the second greatest thing about #HephalumpWorld.
#1 is y'all, of course!
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating.
A clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, heat is promised. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I'm paying the price for yesterday's journey.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: TBD
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, wets threaten. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds await.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: Maybe take up heroin.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A clouded morn at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: Hopefully, a journey to Frankfurt.
And shitting on Puppyfucker.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A too sunny morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds await.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: Dance the Dance of the Aardvark.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A bright morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol, except Emma, who's being a bitch. Owie. Meds await.
America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)
Fuck you, boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
Слава Україні!
Today's agenda: Piss on Puppyfucker.