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Lorelei<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>MatthewTitus88</span></a></span> “That was no piccolo - that was my fife!” 😯<span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@otheorange_tag" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">@<span>otheorange_tag</span></a></span> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BaroqueSun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BaroqueSun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a></p>
Will Berard 🫳🎤🫶<p>"Looking out for number zero: a self-care guide for computer programmers"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/Programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Programming</span></a></p>
Absolute Memery 🎭<p>When it hits hard…<br><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
Tim_Eagon<p>I learned yesterday that there is a musician with the stage name Ivan the Tolerable. I haven't felt this way about a musician since I first heard about Ringo Deathstarr.</p><p><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a></p>
Milcom Miasma<p>Naming rights (and wrongs).</p><p>Mrs. Miasma and I have been trying to get a picture of this little guy/gal(?) for about a year now. It sits back away from the road so apologies for the not-so-great picture.</p><p>It's the smallest horse with the biggest pot belly we've ever seen. It's stomach is only about 3 inches from dragging on the ground.</p><p>We don't know it's gender so because we love puns, we call it Micronaise (micro-neighs, get it?)</p><p>Thank you, we'll be here all week. Really, all week.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a></p>
AnneTheWriter<p>Bonus <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a><br>Q: Why does the Norweigan Navy paint bar codes on the side of their ships?</p><p>A: So when they come back to port, they can...Scandinavian.</p><p>(It's <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/HootinTootinTuesday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>HootinTootinTuesday</span></a> again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a>.)</p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Portraits" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Portraits</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/JohanGeorgMeyer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>JohanGeorgMeyer</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/YoungWomanLookingThroughAWindow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>YoungWomanLookingThroughAWindow</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/RomanceArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>RomanceArt</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/FensterFreitag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FensterFreitag</span></a></p>
Peter Kisner ≈<p>GALADRIEL: I am filled with a great worry regarding the Ring of Adamant after The One Ring is destroyed.</p><p>FRODO: What worry is that?</p><p>GALADRIEL: It's Nenya concern.</p><p>FRODO: ...</p><p>---</p><p>GALADRIEL: Many years ago, I used my elven ring to help Beorn strengthen the integrity of his hives.</p><p>FRODO: How were you able to make them stronger?</p><p>GALADRIEL: Nenya beeswax.</p><p>FRODO: ...</p><p><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/LotR" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LotR</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a></p>
Absolute Memery 🎭<p>Knightly nights<br><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
Absolute Memery 🎭<p>apply cold water<br><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
Josh Grant<p>Looking at even Moore art ha ha <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mastoart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>mastoart</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a></p>
Adrianna Tan<p>The bizarrely violent world of clam smuggling, aka 'Clam Theft Auto'</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gmVnHL1k0M" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=-gmVnHL1k0</span><span class="invisible">M</span></a></p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Marine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Marine</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Clams" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Clams</span></a></p>
Joe G<p>When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party.. Now I'm homeless. <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Comedy</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://tweesecake.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
🙈 Cute & Funny Animals 🙉<p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Jokestodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Jokestodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/ChickensOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ChickensOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Chicken" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Chicken</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Chickens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Chickens</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Punster" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Punster</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BadPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BadPun</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Animal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Animal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Animals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Animals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/CuteAnimal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CuteAnimal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/CuteAnimals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CuteAnimals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/FunnyAnimal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyAnimal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/FunnyAnimals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyAnimals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a></p>
Jan :rust: :ferris:What's the best kind of sport to find/receive love?
Chris Samuel<p>What's absolute zero like?</p><p>It's 0K.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>physics</span></a></p>
Aaron In Minnesota<p>Happy Pythagorean Triangle Day**!**</p><p>Celebrate out in the sun 'cos it's a sin to not get a tan on this day. </p><p>Try not to think about this 24-7</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/math" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>math</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/holidays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>holidays</span></a></p>
Absolute Memery 🎭<p>Oh look, there it is! <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
Anna Saultron :progresspride:<p>Love Letters are best written in pleasant scents and not past tense.</p><p><a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>writing</span></a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/LoveLetters" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LoveLetters</span></a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/Advice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Advice</span></a> <a href="https://nerdculture.de/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a></p>
Graham Downs<p>LOL <a href="https://mastodon.africa/tags/puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.africa/tags/cartoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>cartoons</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.africa/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>humour</span></a></p>
Absolute Memery 🎭<p>When it hits hard…<br><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://tribe.net/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>
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