“Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have *your* spam. I *love* it. I’m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam!”
“Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!”
“Shut up! Baked beans are off.”
“Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?”