I could write that, but it would be called:
"Suck it, I do what I want! And other stories about the time I f*cked around and found out." 
An instant peguin classic!
@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading
#Penguin #Classic
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
In our absence, the sunflower we planted just after Easter seems to have gotten a little bit out of hand!
Wenn man ein paar Tage frei hat, hat man Zeit für das Hobby.
Nachdem ich vor ein paar Tagen hier meinen Villain gezeigt habe, bin ich heute nochmal durch den Ordner mit den RAW-Dateien gegangen und habe mich an #darktable ein wenig ausgetobt. Inzwischen kenne ich mich ja ein bisschen mehr mit dem Programm aus und bearbeite dementsprechend meine Bilder heute auch anders als seinerzeit vor zwei Jahren, als das Bild, das ich euch heute zeigen möchte, entstand. Ich hatte einen riesigen Spaß! 
Also, meine lieben Freunde, hier das heutige Bild aus meinem Fundus:
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#guettisknippse bestellt....
the fence - Einmal die 24 mit extra Sardellen, bitte!
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A 24 with extra anchovies, please!
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#darktable #photography #birdphotography #animalphotography #penguin
Definitivamente un #pengüín
if you think every Windows10 user deserves an upgrade to Linux to improve CyberSecurity and user experience.
https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-1568-8b26-54ea-9a8011989284
Upgrade to Linux for free and takeover the whole house
https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-1468-8ad0-9bba-1b6250116917
P is for… Pretty Pointing Penguin 
Perfect!
Join us for more #ArtABCs
No AI, Yes alt text, CW as needed
https://dotart.blog/karin-wanderer-learns/give-ps-a-chance
#Penguin poop may help preserve #Antarctic #climate
New research shows that penguin #guano in #Antarctica is an important source of #ammonia aerosol particles that help drive the formation and persistence of low #clouds, which cool the climate by reflecting some incoming sunlight back to space.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/05/penguin-poop-may-help-preserve-antarctic-climate/
Antarctic Slide
Acrylic painting on canvas!
You can get this for yourself!
https://ko-fi.com/s/e7435e1378
https://www.europesays.com/2239925/ ‘the Salt Path’ Controversy Explained: Raynor Winn Responds #america #Author #book #BritishCouple #business #CBD #home #husband #MothWinn #penguin #RaynorWinnResponds #SaltPath #statement #story #TragicMemoir #UK #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #US #USA #winn
@sjvn alt-text
Bloom County 4 panel cartoon
Panel 1
Opus the Penguin answers door to respond to ICE goon, with ice chest labelled IGLOO next to door
Opus: Tourist visa? Of course I arrived in Bloom County with a tourist visa.
Goon: How long ago?
Panel 2
Opus: Ah! Ohmigosh! Seems like just yesterday!
Panel 3
Opus: Lessee... This is July ... Frieday ... 1... 2...
Opus: 43 years
Panel 4
Opus runs from enraged ICE goon
Opus: TIME FLIES!
Goon: TASER!
#penguin #meme #humor #swasticar #cybertruck #tesla
Edit: It was brought to my attention that the pic was PISS generated (AI). So use your imagination for some penguins standing around a burning cybertruck.
Added pic to explain "PISS"
Second edit: I now drew it myself. Because i can.
https://rainking.de/2025/07/07/the-penguins-are-protesting/
This week's penguin: Scheherazade, but in the penguiverse.
http://pengcognito.com/index.php?id=goodmemory
#penguin #pengcognito #cartoon #1001Nights
Heading off for the evening and leaving something a little more soothing than a staring reptilian predator. The splendid humboldt penguin having a swim before teatime. Look at 'em go 
Sleep well all 
11 /n (to be continued. again.)
