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Jan Wedel<p>A la la la la int64, <br>A la la la la int64 int64 li int64 int64 int64, <br>Come on!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programming</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/programminghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programminghumor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/programmingjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmingjokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/swdev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>swdev</span></a></p>
Rust Bytes<p>Rex Wang rewrote Kafka in Rust, creating StoneMQ - a blazing-fast, efficient message queue.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Rust" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Rust</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Kafka" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Kafka</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rustlang" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>rustlang</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/programmingjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmingjokes</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://wangjunfei.com/2025/06/18/Rewriting-Kafka-in-Rust-Async-Insights-and-Lessons-Learned/" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">wangjunfei.com/2025/06/18/Rewr</span><span class="invisible">iting-Kafka-in-Rust-Async-Insights-and-Lessons-Learned/</span></a></p>
Assn for Computing Machinery<p>It's been a long journey...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/codinglife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinglife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/fridayvibes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fridayvibes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/programmingjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmingjokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why did the functions stop calling each other<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They had constant arguments.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/NerdHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>NerdHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the function stressed?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>It didn't like being called all the time.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>A hobbyte.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the database administrator angry?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>He had too many relationships.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/programminghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programminghumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/programmingjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmingjokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a></p>
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