Bonus #DadJokes :
Q: Who is the most famous footwear philosopher?
A: Sockrates.
Q: Why did the pair of socks decide to break up?
A: Because one always had to be right, and the other one left.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
Quite a relaxing Saturday, though still productive. Early morning work on a private cloud architecture for Gentoo VM hosts with Rocky 8/9 VMs, then a very pleasant nap, followed by two hours at the pool for the first time in years, real D3 from the sun!
Afternoon resumed a legacy effort to process RAW slide scans of old "Scala 200" and "Provia 400" photos from the 90s (always shot at 100 ISO, with exposure coefficient adjustment to get deeper contrast). So, yeah, here's late teenage me.
Sometimes you watch TV, and sometimes TV watches you. Sometimes Shylo does her impression of the girl from The Ring. Sometimes Shylo is on her TV, and it's almost time for me to be on YOUR TV tonight at 10!
As I came home from work for a quick dinner on Caturday Saturday, someone was watching and waiting. "Where IS he?" "Caturday Saturday is MY day!" "Oh, THERE he is. He better have treats!"
https://www.europesays.com/2240098/ JD Vance’s rumored vacation visit to Disney resort sparks protest #america #anaheim #California #DisneyResort #Disneyland #family #FridayAfternoon #GavinNewsom #ImmigrationProtests #JdVance #LAImmigrationProtests #LAProtests #LosAngeles #NationalGuard #PARK #protest #SantaAna #sarmiento #saturday #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #US #USNews #USA #USANews #VacationVisit #VicePresident #visit #VP
Not sure the wires were supposed to melt and smolder during those 15 seconds. But it worked! 
Leaf Blower is blowing quietly once again!
Black and Decker Battery Not Charging - Reset To Fix
Gold Lace Nudibranch at an #Oahu #Hawaii #reef . Your #sealife #photooftheday
Find me at @hawaiianeye797.bsky.social
Prints available - DM me. #gold #slug #Saturday #creature #ocean #pacificocean #marinelife #animals #nature #wildlife #outdoors #explore #environment #earth #photo #photography #scuba #discover #underwater #followme
@lisa_liberal
"Pam Bondi and Trump have released a photo proving that Trump didn’t know Jeffery Epstein."
[It's wonderful what a magic marker can do...]
Good #Saturday morning from #Asheville where it was 66F when I finally dragged myself out of bed.
My #crow friends were already loud, so grabbed coffee and peanuts and went out. The blue jays have figured this out, too, and they got a couple before the #corvids deigned to land, but still came several times to take the bulk.
Even the tufted titmouses (titmice?) try, although they REALLY avoid the crows. Funny to watch, the nuts in shell are about half their body size.
I hope sometime the crows get to the point they don't grab the peanuts and fly off.
Beautiful day here in Sunny Scotland. Off out for a walk. Think my chances of getting a pic for #YearOfGorse are low but you never know. Hope everyone has a lovely day! 
Iran’s supreme leader makes first public appearance since war started https://www.byteseu.com/1168020/ #Conflicts #Death #FirstPublicAppearance #Hussein #inspector #InternetConnectivity #Iran #Israel #khamenei #man #MourningCeremony #ProphetMuhammad #saturday #Tehran #U.S. #War
https://www.europesays.com/2220654/ At Least 27 Are Dead in a Texas Flood As Search for Missing Campers Continues #america #business #CampMystic #CentralTexas #community #facebook #girl #God #GuadalupeRiver #KerrCounty #LocalOfficial #PressConference #saturday #search #session #state #SummerCamp #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #US #USA
It’s raining
It’s pouring
Being stuck inside
Is boring
Strong to severe thunderstorms are more likely today than yesterday in Montana and Wyoming... please stay safe! I'll have your 7-day weather forecast tonight on KTVQ, KBZK, KXLF, KPAX & MTN at 5:30 & 10!
Bluestripe Snapper, aka Ta’ape, at an #Oahu #Hawaii #reef . Your #sealife #photooftheday
Find me at @hawaiianeye797.bsky.social
Prints available - DM me. #stripe #snapper #fish #Saturday #creature #ocean #pacificocean #marinelife #animals #nature #wildlife #outdoors #explore #environment #earth #photo #photography #scuba #discover #underwater #followme
I've got a few things planned for the day, I just have to follow through with them, lol.
A bit of summer fun with: Sunhat Sea Turtle - https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/sunhat-sea-turtle-lisa-s-baker.html
Happy #Saturday.
We have some badly needed #rain, which is great.
Rain and #daylilies can be an interesting combination.
Here we have:
Piece of the Action (Owen. P) quite possibly the brightest bi-tone daylily that I know. Not the biggest of flowers or tallest of stems, but wow!
I Luv Lucy ( Wilkerson) close up. Amazing colour. Very twisty.
English Skies (Hensley. D) close up. Dreamy. 
Hold the Matches (Selman) hard to miss, even in the dark undergrowth. Guaranteed to cheer us up.
For those in #Munich identifying themselves as female*: #DressUp, get a #bike and join the #FancyCyclistaRide #today, #Saturday, 5th July. We'll meet up in front of #DeutschesMuseum Verkehrszentrum by 3pm: https://osm.org/go/0JAfMjwL-?m
@ADFC @mastobikes_de @fedibikes_de @CriticalMass @ADFC_Muenchen. #München
