Seriously, all the curious little #scripts. I've never run a #web service before - and it happens that the one I'm building only talks a language nothing knows yet but prints cheerful info about all the bad URIs it's fed.
Things looking for "webui" for "config.txt" and all sorts of lovely things.
I'm thinking of installing Fortune and using it to generate a random text reply to all improper URI requests as plain text.
That'd make for fun stuff in someone's logs somewhere.
I thought I was joking when I started writing that. But.. trivial extra overhead, fortune's ready to apt-get install. My little web service front-end is #nginx + #FastAPI in #Python.
It'd be nothing to make a reject filter for bad URIs that aren't valid for this system and return subprocess.getoutput() and write what's returned back to the curious caller.
Some of the code calling is surely logging weird replies it gets. That'd be fun.
Not high priority fun, but on the list.