In extreme mood for #shitposting. Maybe I should torture my bluesky account a bit.

Ihr habt ein #Date zum #Essen eingeladen + selbstgemachtes #Pesto versprochen?

Hier 1einfaches #Rezept:

1. Ihr braucht 1 größeren #Mörser, sehr schwer, am besten aus #italienischem #Granit

2. #Pesto 1 Glas, 1 Pck. #Pasta

3. Füllt Pesto in den Mörser, Wasser aufsetzen

4. Wenn Date da ist: #Pasta ins Wasser + stößelt ein bisschen im Mörser herum (Vorsicht Nicht zu doll, ihr wisst nicht, wie das geht)

5. Zusammenkippen

BongAppelTit!

#followMe for more #recipes

Did you know that statistically, people born on February 29th live through four times fewer anniversaries of their birth than people born on other days? There must be some doom over that day, that all these people die so young.

KRIS GET THE [[KDE]] BANANA

https://kde.org/linux/bananas.jpg

#kde #linux #shitposting #banana #deltarune

Being ​​ is so ​​ .
you did know that.

#shitposting #woozy #gay

Saw on Reddit

What the f

#shitposting

Here's a better Magic Quadrant. #magicquadrant #infosec #shitposting

just realised the toilet I am on can be shaked

I am shared

Literally #shitposting

Finally set up IRC bouncer and get back and this is one of the first conversation i see

#shitposting #irc #anime

chris martin was talking about a man cheating on his wife and then they jumped out of frame and the CEO of Astronomer and his head of HR were making babies and then one of the babies got on stage with chris martin and looked at me

I'm in a mood today. #vulnerabilitymanagement #shitposting #infosec

Damn it

I typed the phrase

#shitposting #shitpost

Nothing to see here, just some out of context rtpengine documentation

#shitposting