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#almostacompliment
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"Well, at least the compiler still understands how to read your code"
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“Talking to you is like drinking vodka: clear, potent, and tasteless.”
"You happen to have the benefit of knowing what you're talking about."
An actual "compliment" I received on a conference talk, only to realize a few days later how loaded it was. It still hurts when I remember it, and it happened in 2006. 
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your work seems effortless . . .
'You look good with make-up on!'
(From my form tutor at an evening event I was volunteering at... make-up was against school rules, theoretically anyway...)
'You get on with everyone, and I hate that about you'.
(Something someone very drunk said to me when I was in my first year of university. I have since learned my need to get on with everyone is a 
️ trauma response ️)
Wow you look really good when you wear makeup
#almostacompliment #hashtaggames
I love your mom bod
Mrs. Bison, an accomplished photographer, cringes when she hears this one:
“Your camera takes really good pictures!”
“I can’t tell you how pleased I was to see you today.”
No one would be ever be able to beat your record … this week
#AlmostACompliment is now trending across Mastodon
You are so courageous … I mean, you wore it in public
How sweet that you didn't know Shylock is code for anti-semitism.
Absolutely… you’re totally sorority reject material
You definitely almost pulled off that outfit
You are so ironically ironic